True Blue

"I'm not your average, sad, desperate housewife, sitting at home alone, waiting to have some torrid affair with the UPS man," says sexy and sultry cougar, Sandy Beach. "I am not a pathetic woman who has nowhere to go and nobody to see. I am always dressed in garters, cute stockings and heels, and I am beating all the men off with a stick, Honey. I'm that sexy MILF in the neighborhood that all the men are wild for, and who's seducing your hubby and son, too. I always have a man at my front door, asking me if I need something fixed, or if I could possibly spare a cup of sugar. I let them come in and I give them a little bit of my sugar. [laughs] I love to open up the door in a sheer robe that's open wide and showing off my sexy lingerie and my heels. I love to watch them squirm and fidget, trying to come up with some excuse to come in. I find them silly, but entertaining. What woman wouldn't love all that male attention?"